How many people smoke, drink, eat junk all the time, drink huge Big Gulps without even taking care of themselves.
Were not giving anyone a reason to work anymore either, or even to look for work- Now you can get some free foodstamps, a welfare check for the other things and even a FREE Cell phone!
If you don't work, then this program is great for you because when your doing nothing and can't get off your giant Cheeto eating, Big Gulp slurping butt, then don't worry at all because I'm paying for your crummy health with my Obama Care Payments!
SLURP & EAT UP, WE GOT YA COVERED!
